MaknaeFan asks: Changmin why is your nose so low? or is that your lips are so high? There is not enough space between your lips and your nose and it makes you look weird.

Changmin: Are you tired of living? There are hundreds of men at this very second in time in beauty restoration clinics throughout Korea, flipping through a plastic binder of celebrity photos and pointing to my gorgeous and perfectly asymmetric features to replace their facial deformities.
And soon men throughout the world will be clutching onto the sleeves of white lab coats, begging their cosmetic surgeons to “give them the Min.”

Chris asks: What are your thoughts on Junsu’s badonkadonk? Personally, I’d bend him over the table and spank that ass!

Changmin: Well, provided you’re a guy, Junsu would most likely enjoy that. In fact, he’d probably even ask you to use more force.

Lee asks: Hey Changmin, why do you like to tease Junsu so much? Are you in love with him?

Changmin: Do you know what the Boto is, Lee? It’s the pink dolphin that lives in the Amazon River. Fans may refer to Junsu as a dolphin because they’re both cute, make high-pitched sounds and have a large dorsal. But what fans may not know is that Junsu is a real boto.
Legend has it, when night falls on the Amazon River, the pink dolphin transforms into a hot young guy. And this hot guy has magical seductive powers which he uses to lure villagers into bed with him. The only way to not fall prey to the charms of Junsu and the pink dolphins, Lee, is to remain cold and frosty to them. Otherwise, before you know what hit you, you’re on your knees behind a tree with his flippers around your head and your face buried in his blowhole.

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